Reason..... He received a letter from our dear Sardar Banta Singh of
Punjab
- It read
as follows:-
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft,
*
Subject: Problems with my new computer
*
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice:
*
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you
to check this.
*
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'
and he ran up to Bhatinda!
So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by
sitting.
*
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.
*
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but
was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
*
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
*
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
*
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
*
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the
PC at home only.
*
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
*
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go
after
my office hours.
*
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS
*
Leave Ur Valuable Comments Below Abt This..
Punjab
- It read
as follows:-
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft,
*
Subject: Problems with my new computer
*
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice:
*
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you
to check this.
*
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'
and he ran up to Bhatinda!
So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by
sitting.
*
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.
*
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but
was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
*
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
*
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
*
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
*
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the
PC at home only.
*
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
*
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go
after
my office hours.
*
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS
*
Leave Ur Valuable Comments Below Abt This..
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