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Which are the Indian companies having “TRUE” presence in global market??
Aditya Birla group?
Videocon?
Tata?
Reliance?
Mahindra & Mahindra??
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Bollywood filmmakers are really excited about Harry Potter. A number of remakes are being planned, all of them hush-hush. Let's take a sneak peek into the scripts..
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HARIBHAI KA SURROR - the movie, the real luv story.
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In this pathbreaking creation of modern cinema, Haribhai Topiwala is caught in a love triangle with a 7-year-old and a 30-year-old girl. The plot is totally filmed in Germany and includes scenes like his arrest (on allegations of child-molestation) and a sting operation - in between songs and item numbers.
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Khari Potter is the youngest family member of the family. This TV series (telecast also in South Asia, America and Central Africa) is a 34000-episode-long saga of how Khari Potter manages to see through the politics of the Potter family - the vamps, the cousins, the aunties, et al, alongwith his wife and kids.
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KABHI HARRY KABHIE POTTER
The plot: The whimsical Harry Malhotra (guess who, SRK!) goes to Hazamgadh school of Pottery and Gardening. He's the elder son of the billion-dollar scion and owner of the Malhotra Group. At Hazamgadh he falls in love with the Harmeet (Rani) - the daughter of the chief potter. The rest of the plot is self-explanatory. (How can it not be, if it can be summarised in 10 minutes!)
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VIVAH LA POTTER
The plot: Prem Puttar, in love with lady Harminder Kaur, marries her.
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H COMPANY
The plot: Harwinder aka Harrybhai (played by a debutant actor from nowhereland) is a newbie at Hogwards school of Guncraft and Gunnery. He gets involved into a fued over a lost AK 47 with the local goons and later on joins a rival underground faction. While his rise as Harry the Don and his inception into the H company, he manages to falls in love, jump off the Hogwards Express and survive and keep his enemies at bay.
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But Indians were the 1st, and reached the Moon much b4 the USA guys
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Have u ever noticed the images that we see ?
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Have u ever noticed the images that we see ?
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This is known to the world............
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Gabbar: Are o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par bheja mat khao.
Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!)
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS, is bihar in somewhere..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]
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HOW IS MY NEW CELLPHONE WITH CAMERA..???
NOT AT ALL COSTLY & RELIABLE....
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DO U WANT TO ORDER ONE FOR UR GIRLFRIEND WHEN SHE DEMANDS A CELLPHONE WITH CAMERA..??Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ".
First law:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy."
Second law:
"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank balance."
Third law:
"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals."
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through scraps.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no scaps for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The scrap server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a 'Send All.
HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending scap to himself.
HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match.
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding a scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded back to you by some one in the receiving chain.
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through scraps.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no scaps for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The scrap server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a 'Send All.
HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending scap to himself.
HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match.
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding a scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded back to you by some one in the receiving chain.
13. ABU DHABI
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11. DUBAI
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----9. MOSCOW
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8. MOSCOW
----7. MOSCOW
----6. KIEW
----5. SAINT PETERSBERG
----4. GENEVA
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3. BARCELONA
----2. TIVOLI
----1. INDIA
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Obeying Traffic Rules?
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As per new rule in Chennai...
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No Helmet required for those who are sitting behind!!!!!! !
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Just see how they obey the order!
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