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Hot masala pics!!!. pls open with care..  

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Hot Masala Pics.......
See only when
u r alone .....
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Don't search for me,
I am searching for the guy who sent me this....
hehehehe!!! ;-)

INDIA IS SHINING..!!  

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Which are the Indian companies having “TRUE” presence in global market??

Aditya Birla group?
Videocon?
Tata?
Reliance?
Mahindra & Mahindra??



….absolutely wrong.
Look at the image below.












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Harry Potter To Be Remade In INDIA..  

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Bollywood filmmakers are really excited about Harry Potter. A number of remakes are being planned, all of them hush-hush. Let's take a sneak peek into the scripts..
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HARIBHAI KA SURROR - the movie, the real luv story.
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In this pathbreaking creation of modern cinema, Haribhai Topiwala is caught in a love triangle with a 7-year-old and a 30-year-old girl. The plot is totally filmed in Germany and includes scenes like his arrest (on allegations of child-molestation) and a sting operation - in between songs and item numbers.

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KASAUTII POTTE KAY
Khari Potter is the youngest family member of the family. This TV series (telecast also in South Asia, America and Central Africa) is a 34000-episode-long saga of how Khari Potter manages to see through the politics of the Potter family - the vamps, the cousins, the aunties, et al, alongwith his wife and kids.

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KABHI HARRY KABHIE POTTER

The plot: The whimsical Harry Malhotra (guess who, SRK!) goes to Hazamgadh school of Pottery and Gardening. He's the elder son of the billion-dollar scion and owner of the Malhotra Group. At Hazamgadh he falls in love with the Harmeet (Rani) - the daughter of the chief potter. The rest of the plot is self-explanatory. (How can it not be, if it can be summarised in 10 minutes!)

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VIVAH LA POTTER

The plot: Prem Puttar, in love with lady Harminder Kaur, marries her.

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H COMPANY

The plot: Harwinder aka Harrybhai (played by a debutant actor from nowhereland) is a newbie at Hogwards school of Guncraft and Gunnery. He gets involved into a fued over a lost AK 47 with the local goons and later on joins a rival underground faction. While his rise as Harry the Don and his inception into the H company, he manages to falls in love, jump off the Hogwards Express and survive and keep his enemies at bay.

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CUTE BABIES...  

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THIS ONE IS THE BEST!!
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Entrance Exam..  

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Irish College Entrance Exam

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OYE BASS.. KHATAM HO GAYA..
U FELT LIKE IT SHOULD GO ON NA FURTHER NA..??
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Its a Hidden truth .....
But Indians were the 1st, and reached the Moon much b4 the USA guys
Look at the shadows below .
Have u ever noticed the images that we see ?
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This is known to the world............

But NASA has released only half of the Picure taken.............
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'A day without laughter is a day wasted.'

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SHOLAY!!  

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Gabbar: Are o Sambha

Sambha: Ji Sardar

Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?

Sambha: Do Sardar

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?

Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.

Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?

Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai

Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?

Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata


Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?

Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.

Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai?

Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sardar, Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par bheja mat khao.

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