You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"- That's Direct Marketing"
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."-That's Advertising"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me- That's Telemarketing"
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you"Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations"
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!"Can you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.- "That's Customer Feedback"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- "That's demand and supply gap"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him -
"That's competition eating into your market share"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.- "That's restriction for entering new markets"
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a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.......
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This is very Important, please pass onto friends and family .
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LOVE HAS NO LIMIT....... .....
While Dad was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not
realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"
Dad was so hurt.
He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"
Anger and Love has no limits...
While Dad was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not
realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"
Dad was so hurt.
He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"
Anger and Love has no limits...
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NEW WAY TO APPLY BUTTER ON BREAD.
COMPLETE PROTECTION FROM RAIN.
PREVENT URSELF FROM FALLING WHILE
SLEEPING DURING OFFICE HOURS.
GUD TECHNIQUE TO COOL UR FOOD & EAT SIMULTANEOUSLY.
DECORATIVE BREAD TOASTER.
PREVENT UR FOOTWARE FROM RAIN WATER.
SLEEP WELL!! WITHOUT MISSING UR PARTNERS!
NO PROBLEM IF U HAVE COLD!
THANKS TO MY DEARSET SISTER VIGNA 4 THIS MAIL.
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